Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?

Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.

We are ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists!

Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!

This is true. The other company can ask HR to consult the big book of grudges to determine if there are indeed grudges.

I would just stand there looking lost just to see how many more signs could be put up.

Why didn’t they just switch the dudes to kilts?!

Well look on the bright side…there’s probably a bright side!

Poor monkey is trying to catch his bus.

Is it affordable or is it one of those “price upon request” things?

Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

You know, it’s amazing how much you can learn in Lemmy.

Like a bridge over MOTHERFUCKIN water, I will lay YOUR ASS down.

Let me off this blasted interstate you Maryland devils!

I prefer to do a fistfight over text.

Hey baby I brought home some dinner-
“Husband. Thy presence brings thoughts of philosophical questions.”
Alright. I’m just gonna eat this burrito though.

Control Z. I said CONTROL Z! What’s wrong with this paper!?

Me to the picture: Forgive me lass. Imma drop a ten pounder in a five pound hole.

Weird that you never see a pickup truck flying this banner.