Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

How would we get to Heaven without religion?

Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

Not too much, what’s eris you?

Tuna.

Unless you want a free energy/levitation machine.

I think you’re right. From a physics standpoint, there’s nothing holding the two breads together on that side.

I would have had to reach forward, because I never understood them until this thread. Now I can pretend to understand them and just frustratedly say, “It’s basically electromagnets, to oversimplify it” next time someone mentions these.

Technically, you don’t know Fonzie’s temperature. And before you go and say “human temperature,” the Fonz is a fictional character, so all bets are off.

Squat over a bowl of worm food and it’ll work itself out.

“That’s why I take twice-daily MORE-O-PHYLL from Malt-O-Meal.”

TIL. Flying fish or…? How do they reach the chicken eggs?

No.

I thought his mom was going to jack him off. Sorry!

Robin Williams, Norm Macdonald, and if David Attenborough ever dies, that’s pretty much all the light gone out of my life.

You’re both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter’s birthday party.

I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing…

Knives are still number one because some of us can’t afford a car!? Mass murder isn’t the cushy gig it once was, between enshittification, inflation, corporate greed, etc.

Don’t the chickens come on the eggs?

No, it will get so much better. And so, so, so much worse. Sometimes in the course of like an hour.