Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

I told you, I did not make any of that up. They’re a bunch of weird little guys.

They are an American far-right group that beat an initiate until they can name 5 cereal brands for their initiation ritual, can’t masturbate more than once every 30 days, and are named after a deleted song from Disney’s Aladdin movie which is also their club song, and are against “feminization” of American men.

When asked in a 2020 debate if Trump would publicly condem them he told them to “Stand down and stand by.”

I have not made up any of those facts.

I was in Houston for Freezageddon. I was without power for 4 days and nights. Luckily I had a gas fire place and didn’t freeze.

2nd amendment AKA bubba with a larger arsenal than an army arms room.

I’m surprised I didn’t see Cars 2 on your computer screen.

I think she could really use a hand

It’s more likely steroids used to make him an “alpha male.”

Both feature Kevin Costner’s ass

Concentration camp? Weird way to talk about the Freedom Camps

What? A buying stock in a company based on selling used media in an industry that is transferring heavily into digital? Thank god they have Funko Pops to save the sinking ship. GME is a meme stock because it’s like Bitcoin or that banana duct taped to a wall. It’s worth a lot to investors but not a lot to society. Actually I’d say the banana is worth more. If push comes to shove, I can eat the banana.

I don’t think he has room to talk. Trump’s done way moreMcdonald’s commercials photo ops with McDonald’s in the area than Christie has.

When you tell this joke in person, the crappy vampire accent is a must.

I thought it was what vampires drank on a hot day.

My hope is prospective school shooters see praise given to The Adjuster and change their MO so innocent children are spared.

It looks like one of those YouTube mobile games ads.

My dude needs to get Balatro

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It’s a Simpsons reference