You’re going to flip your lid when you learn that you can react to emails in Outlook now. It’s completely ignorable, so I assume Microsoft will find a way to shove it in my face soon.

Shares a wardrobe with Carl Brutananadilewski.

According to the aerodynamics, the front of the vehicle undercarriage would have the highest velocity, decreasing until about the bed where it jumps up slightly and goes back down.

F’n

Looks like strawberry lemonade.

For some reason I imagine he pronounces his Rs as Ws.

Faithful flatulence.

Mommy has no nose, it’s okay.

This is cute! I have an unrelated question though.

Why is the authors name so much bigger than the title of the book on the cover?

What a scruffy looking kitty. I bet it’s a rascal.

TIL RFK Jr is a cricket.

Looks like he saw you too.

Chinloose

Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.

Literally.

Hmm, based on a true story or inspired by real events?

You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.

Custom bidet for washing the taint paint off.