It’s in numerous places.

Nah, it’s about what she’s doing or whatever’s going on.

Sorry mate, that’s gone right over my head. She’s said to me that “love is putting up with your partners downsides”. I’m a massive pain in the arse, so …

My partner will talk to herself, loud enough to be audible, but not (to deaf me.) loud enough to be coherent. Drives me fucking insane. I have my ways of driving her insane.

It’s not that USAian. He never gets shot.

America…land of the lawless.

That’s really inefficient, just keep them flying round, constantly, you can fly them to the airport that they will be needed at.

I’m hoping that this is The Daily Mash or The Onion or something….it doesn’t even look like horses like it on roads.

Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.

I was taking the piss.

I know some USAians like spicy sauces, on chicken wings for example. There’s also the guy I used to work with who said his favourite meal was lamb and vegetables with gravy. The most vanilla thing on earth.

Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.

So why are you so scared of English mustard?

We do have restaurants, but yes a pub meal is a big thing.

Scot’s deep fry everything. Deep fried Mars bar is amazing.

Scots do it too.

No…Received Pronunciation …a posh English accent.

No, I’m very amused at the idea that USAians created “the English accent”.

I also like “bastard language”, or “melting pot” will do.

I don’t get the joke sorry.

No, you’re right… developed would be better. Stole bits from everywhere would be even better.

If you mean did the landlord in my local tell me and another local that he was convinced that a Megalodon ate that Titan sub, yes he did. I think he believed it, but I also think part of being a barman is talking shit.