Sabata

I still miss kbin…

I’m correct most of the time and that scares me.

Damn, that’s crazy. My language too.

I need those tabs for… uhhhh…

My socialization at work is mostly the time clock because we all have a common interest of leaving ASAP. That is the only interest we share.

I can’t think of a more stressful work day than to see coworkers, in a new environment, with no way to immediately go home(or not compensated for my travel), unscheduled and unannounced, and being ordered to have fun and be social without breaking the social contract of the office.

I will be sick that day.

Zoom with strangers? I’ll wait and watch the stream later.

I wish I had 100k.

Bold of you to assume I can form and maintain a relationship.

I haven’t tried to profit from the interaction yet.

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you

I grew up on the intent, I live on the internet, I die on the internet. Every website eventually dies or enshits and gets replaced. Same old song, new fully automated singer.

Outside is not a world of hope, happiness, and belonging.

When you joke a little too hard about repainting and everyone stares.

I’m very clearly not fucking anyone.

How could you forget the weebs?

I can semi accurately read up to 24 volts DC with my tongue, any higher hurts too much as the next step up is usually 48v. I have also seen the unmasked truth in humanity by gazing into the void for too long…

Mom can’t seriously expect me to rawdog copper.

My mom did this to me when she found the thermal compound in a syringe. Didn’t bother to read the label.

The PC will not boot without a blood sacrifice. This one is just extra thirsty.

I have had threads on reddit that were well over 5 years old get comments. I’m not upset, but I am questioning how you ended up so deep in the past + what the hell past me was thinking.