It time travels at one second per second and only forwards.

It works on my machine!

Circumcised.

Usually you don’t state the obvious with signs, but there’s a “there’s no sharks in the Rhine” signs, so 🤷

I can see weeped.

Dreamed and smelled are clear, but… sleeped? sleped? Utter madness.

I’d have an orgy with her any time.

Human beans?

It’s an interesting question, though. How far CAN you compress? At some point you’ve extracted every information contained and increased the density to a maximum amount - but what is that density?

And don’t call me Shirley.

xkcd after dark, or xkcdad. But not pronounced xkc-dad.

When you’re the only two guys at such an event you stand next to each other and go “nice dick bro”. That’s just common courtesy.

Best roommates.

ebian? You gave away the D? Is this a trans joke?

The bad thing is, they’ve attached a mediocre screwdriver to the hammer because everybody keeps using the hammer as a screwdriver. But now, everybody STILL uses the hammer as a screwdriver. The screwdriver part used to be a separate tool, but people didn’t know how to use it, and now they still don’t, even though it comes with instructions.

They really should have kept things separate.

https://youtu.be/OFDy9pGTtjE

This is forever burned into my head. I’ve not really watched that series and I remember nothing else. Just PRNDL.

CLI is effective because every command serves a specific purpose. UIs are the opposite, you have to imagine all possible intentions the user could have at any given point and then indicate possible actions, intuitively block impossible actions, and recover from pretty much any error.

Shit hits the fan

How to get the correct amount of pasta:

1. Get as much as you think is right.
2. Wrong.

Mumble!