Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.

I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.

Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.

I took to rolling mine, takes half the space, quarter of the time, and no wrinkles or seems.

Pro tip, you can also cook oatmeal and beans in it and it’s better then any other way.

This movie is so fucking good because of him! I honestly want him to do more lovecraft stuff.

I’m in my 30’s and though I’m the most stable and financially well off that I’ve ever been, I’m still not well off enough to stop checking over furniture left on the curb. I’ll likely never have the money to buy anything without doing math first. No matter my efforts, my only retirement option is a serious workplace injury with a big pay out. The most lavish purchase I make every month is the internet bill, which I literally need to do my online schooling.

Not to argue the meme, but plenty of masters still get injured by their craft.

My favorite tale is that the rat king takes the teeth. He trades in secrets which are stored in the teeth and children have an uncanny ability to over hear things that not even rats can learn, so he pays the children based off the quality of the secrets. You also can’t lie because lies damage the teeth and the rat king won’t pay as much.

Personally I block anything that ends with “moe” I’m not really into thirst traps and anime thirst traps feel like the bottom of an already unwanted barrel.

I have yet to see anyone sued over medical debt.

If you’re in my area they sue you without telling you and it goes straight to garnish out of your paycheck. I had to spend a better part of a decade committing fraud just to keep enough money to pay for rent and food.

Any movie where Cage “acts” mentally unstable is going to be the best fucking movie that year. I still can’t get over his role in Color Out of Space.

In middle school, before my family has access to the internet, I was taught about how other nations agreed to use the American dollar as a standard and the benefits of leaving the good standard for a fiat currency. I asked if they wasn’t a bad idea because it means if that one country had economic problems everyone would and was promptly told that that’s a dumb question because America can’t have economic problems.

I was raised agnostic and abused through school for not being Christian by people who worship a man that condemned that exact action.

I think I was always destined to feel the way I do.

Pigs. Pigs take one generation to revert to feral state and are naturally pack hunting, intelligent, omnivores. Right now Texas and Florida is dealing with cases of hogs pulling apart horses to eat. There are cases where the hogs followed hunters home and trashed the place in retaliation.

It’s a testament to our hubris that we’ve kept pigs and dogs for so long. Dogs won’t recover, but pigs only need a year to come back for blood.

Don’t forget that adult otters are known to maul and rape baby otters for fun.

There’s currently a case being studied in the US south that looks like CWD jumped to humans.

Have fun, don’t die.

Any time I or they leave.

Gonna say, best put a ring on that.

My go to was sauce from the meatballs, chicken, bacon, onions, peppers, shredded cheese x2, toasted twice for footlong or toasted for footlong if 6in. Italian seasoning.

Rings up as a chicken bacon ranch and costs half what it’d cost to add the toppings to a chicken, and you end up with a pretty good pizza.

Blessed be!