You forgot about mith, as in mithril.

How much mith could will smith smith if will smith could smith mith?

There’s a keyboard shortcut to send an email.

Fuck cars

Add Onihei (iirc)

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You’re clearly incorrect!

Goatse

My dog usually prefers fetch in the backyard. I always give her the option of either. Sometimes she’ll go for the walk and then turn around after 5 minutes to go home and play.

My short haired dog loves to lay on the concrete in the sun when it’s 40C.

Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.

See! Just keep the lights off.

Looks fine to me.

School wasn’t simpler. It rewarded you for efficiency and intelligence by returning time back to you for completing the work quickly and correctly.

There is no reward in the corporate world. You slave away endlessly and the reward is you either get to slave away more or sit there for your 40 hours + commute.

Congratulations, you’re now a slave. Get back to work.

It only ever gets worse. Just wait until you get to do that new process you just learned for the 2,000th time while emails flood your inbox, bringing the unread count to 672.

You must not have any tech illiterate old family that likes downloading sketchy stuff from the Internet.

No

What’s it do?

Testicles

He’s always been insane but his PR team seemed to keep it kinda quiet.

You can highlight instead of underline