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  • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.workstome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    3 days ago

    I had this experience, unfortunately.

    Things were going well. I was the CEO of a new company, I had a shiny new black suit and I had a team of very active workers - I honestly could not keep up with their pace! Suddenly, everything came crashing down as the acid wore off and I was wearing a bin bag in front of rats.





  • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.workstome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    16 days ago

    Once I was going out with someone, and her step dad had hearing problems and slurred speech.
    When I introduced myself to him, he misheard my name as ‘t-rex’ yet when he repeated it, I thought he was saying my name.

    This went on for two years, until finally in conversation he mentioned that my name is t rex, which led to the hilarious realisation and correction.
    Apparently he didn’t question it because he thought that’s a young person thing and left it at that haha. Fair enough.


  • I took speed twice in my life, and the first time I thought it would help with a presentation and I ended up researching about the dogs in the film The Duchess for three hours. My lecturer was happy with the full history of the dogs, though.

    The second time I used it to clean my house. I have no interest in doing amphetamines again, and this was nearly a decade ago, however I will say my house has never looked as clean as those few hours. I was getting into the grooves with a toothbrush at one point. 3 bedroom house cleaned top to bottom in half a day.


  • Weed and food. The former isn’t a problem, the latter can be.

    When I’m stressed I have to consciously be very aware of my eating. During lockdown I was spending a hundreds per month on just food.
    Within two years after lockdown ending, I managed to lose 36KG. I try my best to keep a good weight, and I’m within acceptable ranges as per the BMI, however every once in a while I would have a bad day and eat an entire extra large pizza to myself for lunch.



  • Eggy in a basket. Many may know of it from V For Vendetta, and as much as I’d like to show off: I saw it on there first as well (all those years ago), but my gosh is it satisfying!

    Butter one side of thick-sliced bread, use a small glass to cut a hole in the middle, plop some butter into a pan, put the un-buttered side down and crack an egg into the middle, and once it’s cooked enough flip it for a bit and then serve.
    It takes practise to get the timing, of when to flip, right but once you do it’s just buttery and eggy and definitely comforts me well.











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