8.1 is good

Omg I didn’t even notice that at first

Oh yeah, human rights are not a thing in mental institutions.

Why so?

Damn I’m sorry

true, you got me

Masturbating would imply physical genital stimulation, something that the Internet cannot perform.

Store passwords.

I gotta disagree. It’s much harder to do this well offline. Losing access to a password database would be detrimental, so it’s not something I recommend doing purely locally.

How does one do that online?

Lol I forgot I made my comment and was real confused at first why I received this message in my inbox.

Upvote for disagree

No, no, you must kiss every plant before eating it.

vegan btw

… in my ass?

Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”

Yes, I do it only if I’m taking the first exit.

I would think the people buying these expensive cars wouldn’t want to crash them. I guess they do though.

I always signal out of roundabouts, but never on. Legally I’m supposed to signal in but that makes no sense to me because of course I’m going to be entering the roundabout, there is never another option.

as i turn the steering wheel

You should be signalling before you actually turn.

violence is never the solution, but it works in a pinch for sure : )

Of course the solution to peace is not having war, but if someone attacks you, don’t just stand there and do nothing.

You are assuming having pride means you put down others accomplishments, but that’s not always the case. You can be a fan of a sports team and still not hate the opposing team.