Pizza Is made with mozzarella not cheese. At least the real thing.

Honestly I’ve never been asked this question

“Why did you apply here and not every other company in the world?”

The video game store dude didn’t have a name?

cities that want physically fit officers have unions that demand that they are paid to work out

Seems fairly reasonable to me

It doesn’t start with F5 either, and why shift? What’s more, it’s inconsistent, sometimes they still use ctrl+f, and every other application uses that anyway

Did you know that Microsoft changes keyboard shortcuts based on locale? In Italian they set search to Shift+F5.
Shit drives me crazy.

YES SIR!

Nic Cage would make it look cooler

Just say what you mean, instead of hinting, it’s more honest.

Unluckily therapists are not included in public healthcare here. I mean, psychologists aren’t, psychiatrists are, but the latter mostly give you pills, so…

Take your time

You’ve got to be retarded an idiot not to want your woman in the water with you.

Just like when you’re in a Muslim country and you see all those establishments where there’s just a bunch of dudes drinking tea. Yeah super cool, not a woman in sight, you can only look at fat Ahmed and at Abdul’s ugly face.

edit: yeah right, r word is bad, my mistake, apologies. If the rest offends you, maybe touch some grass.

Ever wonder why motorcycle clothes are black too?

'cuz it’s more badass

I loved the Planetes manga, too bad it was so short

the whole 3 or 4 of them?

I’ve got one guy tagged as “idiot”, I happen to see them from time to time, they never disappoint

Watch out for the slippery slope!

AND be able to exit from vim (without just rebooting the machine).

New tty -> killall vim

I think you better fix it, what if ChairmanMeow searches for Johnny Pneumonic?