Pretty much when the US was the only super power to survive WWII unscathed.

Also, having developed atomic hellfire, and the will to use it (twice), kinda makes you the big kid on the playground.

I’ve had about 9 boosters at this point, and my nuts are so swollen from spike proteins that when I go to Walmart, they accuse me of trying to steal basketballs.

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There are 1.765 million registered voters in Utah. Trump got 883k votes. Kamala could have carried the state by nearly 200k people if they bothered to vote.

Unlikely, but still possible. If people in deep red states decided it was worth it to still got out and vote blue, even if they were going to lose.

User is very upset. It was a broken bulb last time, so it must be a broken bulb this time. Why can’t the help desk make bulbs that don’t break? Bulb was fine, user was locking and unlocking the door instead of flipping the light switch.

Support would be like

User reports lightbulb is broken. Tries to talk user through troubleshooting. Problem resolved by turning on light.

Real parm instead of the canned stuff.

Chicken breasts - you can get massive pumped up chicken breast for the same price as “normal” chicken breasts. The problem is when you cook the big ones, they just leech out all their liquid.

One bullet 2 inches to the right could have stopped them from ever starting.

Protest aren’t begging. They are a demonstration of capacity for action.

That’s glossing over the many times he tells people to kill each other.

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“Does it keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?”

Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say “Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out”.

Yeah, after watching his Jubilee session, Jordan’s debate strategy boils down to…“I’d like to nitpick the definition of every word and supplant it with my own”.

They do keep records, but rarely share them.

If your prospective employer says that they didn’t hire you because of what a previous employer said about you, and that previous employer doesn’t have rock solid evidence, then you can sue for lost wages, defamation, and get a nice chunk of money.

When people called the store I was managing to get info on past employees, the only thing we would confirm was the time range they worked for us,

Zipties, thread, scrap wire… I would try to put it back on, even badly if necessary.

No it is not necessary for your car to work. However…

It helps improve the fuel economy of your vehicle, which will save you money. It will reduce rust and wear on your vehicle, which will save you money. It costs a ridiculous amount of money to replace that piece of plastic. Typically, those pieces are layered on, and the the piece behind it may rely on the one in front to stay attached correctly.

If you plan to have the car for more than a year or two, I would recommend finding a way to remove it properly, or re-fasten it to the car.

My momma used to say “The broccoli is done when it can run through a colander”

Get a Bluetooth AUX receiver.

It’s okay. My car is covered in cameras and has a mobile broadband connection to the mothership, so it’s probably tracking your glorious 90’s swag wagons without your consent anyway.

Anyway, sorry about that. I’d tape the cameras up but then the car complains a lot.

Acceptable.

I’m just having flashbacks of squishy broccoli from my childhood. No child should ever have to go through what I did.

Hominy intensifies.